Saturday 4 August 2007

How to boost crowds

Angra, Azores. Here in Angra there is a big bullfight tonight (unlike Spain the bull cannot be killed). In order to boost crowds, loudspeaker vans have been touring the town playing stirring music and publicising the event.

Surely Rick Everitt must have some loudspeaker equipment left over from his election campaigns and could tour the home boroughs whipping up enthusiasm for the home game against Scunthorpe with his dulcet tones. Or maybe not.

From England it is reported that Hooch the Pooch has invited Ivy the Terrible to join him at his day job to get work experience. Hooch works three days a week at the St.John's Ambulance Warwickshire headquarters and Ivy has gone with him to Stoneleigh Park. Hooch remarked that it would be useful to have a dog with first aid knowledge in the press box.

1 comment:

nelson said...

Good job you chose the Azores instead of the Canaries, where at the moment its really getting hot. As in lots of fires....