Greetings from Grindavik

It's your old pal No.1 Iceland Addick Olafur Johnansson. First we are taking all your money, including that of the Kent County Council, and my wife's cousin, our president Olafur Grimsson is making sure you do not get it back. Then our volcanics are coughing up ash and all your planes are on the ground so you cannot plane spot during a dull period in the match today. All I can say is here in Grindavik we want you to beat the City of Norwich club today.