Apparently Kelvin Mackenzie has written a column in the Currant Bun insinuating that Simon Jordan is not a nice person. In fact, he repeats some of the chants used at the Palace game about Jordan's alleged sexual practices and admits that he joined in some of them himself (the chants, not the practices). He also refers to the Orange One's habit of carrying £2,000 in cash on him so that he can give large tips.
Of course, asking whether Simon Jordan is a nice guy is a bit like asking if the Pope is a Catholic. Vatican Radio rang me for an interview the other day and asked me that question and I said that there was a lot of evidence that pointed in that direction. Which might be said of allegations that Jordan is an Onanist.
Kelvin Mackenzie used to work on the Mercury and was formerly a Millwall fan, but switched his allegiance to Charlton around the time we were first promoted. Better late than never.
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Please don't use these words I now have a new word for referees. 'The referee is an Onanist' I had to look up the meaning of the word.
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