If you go into the club shop tomorrow, you will find a special offer guaranteed to scare friends and neighbours, and especially fellow Addicks, over Halloween.
Yes, it's a Rob Styles mask! It comes with special restricted vision goggles to prevent you seeing injury causing tackles and a hearing aid to pick up derogatory comments from players. Fully equipped with set of red and yellow cards, including replacements if the first ones wear out. There are also instructions on strutting up and down in a self important manner and a card stating 'Please give me police protection.'
A club spokesperson refused to comment on reports that there would be a special Rob Styles guy for the bonfire. 'At the moment we are concentrating on our popular Orange One line.'
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