Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Fifa profiles Reza

Fifa.com has profiled Reza Ghoochanneljhad and reveals that he plays the violin. Given the constant search for new ways to enhance the match day experience, perhaps he could serenade the fans before the game from in front of the fan sofa: Not just a football player

Of course, the question might be how much of a football player he is. Writing about last Saturday's defeat in the South London Press experienced reporter Kevin Nolan says: 'Ghoochannejhad wore the air of a reluctant passerby, who having witnessed an accident, is anxious to be on his way before the cops arrive. Not before time, his wish was granted after 68 totally invisible minutes.'

4 comments:

David Murphy said...

Unfortunately, its lightweights like him littered throughout the squad which have contributed to our demise this season. Terrible player.

PeterB said...

I agree a terrible player, one of the worst ever, that was some how selected ahead of Lookman last Saturday and is a perfect example of poor recrutiement and poor team management that could only happen at Charlton under this bunch of wasters!

Jonathan Acworth said...

get him off our wage bill not wanted free him

ExpatCyp said...

Don't be too hard on Reza he is, after all, a violinist goes off on a tangent with a few bum notes thrown in for good measure. I wonder if RD and KM also play "the fiddle" being the alternative name by which this musical instrument is also known !