The Financial Times has declared Millwall shares 'not worth the paper they are printed on' as the New Cross club finalises plans to convert every 100,000 shares into one new share. The Pink 'Un compares the shares with Reichmark bills from Weimar Germany or Zimbabwean dollars: Millwall
The Spanners have issued twice as many shares as BP. Shareholders who lose their holding will receive 'a certificate of appreciation'. Perhaps it will carry the club's informal slogan: 'No one likes us, we don't care.'