When I was a junior journalist, I actually had a green eyeshade. However, it looks as if the cat has the green eyeshade at Voice of the Valley headquarters in Ramsgate.
I was planning to write something here about the recent articles by Katrien and Roland. However, Rick Everitt advised me that one of his goblins would be paying me a visit if I did not produce some copy for the next Voice of the Valley, so the article will appear there. As the 'Rickster Rap' states, it costs less lack than a pack of marge.
I understand that editing will start once the cat has given up the green eyeshade.
I've long since lost the eyeshade, but thankfully have much more up to date equipment than that typewriter which required some force on the keys!