Back from a few days in Beijing performing the role of 'elderly foreign person' and I find that Neil Warnock has been appointed manager at Palace: Warnock
We're out of the league cup and Delort has one to Wigan. Standard Liege have been knocked out of the Champions League. Derek from Dymchurch has texted to say: 'I told you the wheels were coming off.'
Midfielder Frederic Bulot is reported to have joined from the mother ship: Career details
Beverage department sources are saying that attacking midfielder Jonathan Viera Ramos is joining from Valencia, but there is no independent confirmation: Jonathan Viera